![]() MP: Add these $30 candles and you will have an amazing life. I can imagine an alternate universe in which I live in a cottage and bake things using them. LS: I am always so attracted to the cutesy measuring cups of porcelain. Like, buy this muslin dress for $250 dollars. When I was younger, I felt like it meant Anthropologie was for slightly older people, but NOW I feel like it’s aspirational. MP: And the fact that they ALSO sell candles. LS: I mean those huge wood double doors. You’re not buying a dress, you’re buying a lifestyle. ![]() MP: Yes, walking into Anthropologie is like walking into a nice country home. Okay, but actually, what is it about Anthropologie that makes it think it can charge these prices, for this crap? MP: I feel like Forever 21 = pounding disco music and fashions that are too current, while H&M is … disco music at a lower volume, and slightly fewer things. LS: Yeah, why is it that H&M feels better than Forever 21 when they basically are the same? Or, like H&M if you’re trying to save face. LS: Also it claims a “polyester lining.” MP: Okay, clearly I have been out of the shopping game for too long. LS: TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY EIGHT DOLLARS! That’s like, the Anthropologie thing, I think ![]() Where is my waist? Here are my upper thighs, enjoy them! But probably they’re trying to sell that for $120, because if you’re willing to look that dumb, probably you have a lot of money. Miranda Popkey: Well, to start with your easiest question: How much would I pay for that dress? I think, like, $30? Because it actually flatters no ladies’ bodies, at all. Miranda, how much would you pay for that dress, versus how much do you think it actually costs? The fact that they’re using “for days” in their headline makes me feel like they know what’s up …. Logan Sachon: This image, which we’ve screencapped, is on the front page of the Anthropologie website. ![]() Miranda Popkey and I decided to spend some time talking about Anthropologie. ![]()
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